Bad (Clean) Jokes

[mattangel]

(sounds better spoken, but not my much)

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Release the Dwayne! I'm Dwrowning!

[EABlade]

lol this is no time for jokes he's drowning!!!

[maztec]

Q: What's brown and sticky?




















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.
.
.

A: A stick.

[mhuti]

I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.

For something a little more abstract (makes me smile);

~~~ There's no 'C' in the Sea ~~~

(Author - John Hegley)
http://www.johnhegley.co.uk/

[maztec]

I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.

I have to admit, I learned it by watching Vicar of Dibley. :\

[Rachel K]

I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.

I have to admit, I learned it by watching Vicar of Dibley. :\

I used to love the vicar of dibley!

Q. What's red and sits in the corner?















A. A naughty tomato.

[Gdamatov77]

Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel

Sorry if I spelled that wrong.

[Gdamatov77]

^please tell me someone figured it out by now


Mod edit - Gabi, you gave us the answer, albeit in white-on-white...

[mhuti]

A towel

[mhuti]

Another weak but classic bad joke... this one is for you Gdamatov77...

Why did the mermaid blush?